That's you, isn't it? Well, if not, it should be. Fact is, there's a bit of the Wicked Witch locked inside each and every one of us. And no matter how hard you try or what you do, there's no avoiding it. She's eventually going to get loose. And when she does, you may as well enjoy it and let her loose in style with some of this wicked cool stuff!

But if letting your Wicked Witch fly high isn't enough of an incentive for you, I'll up the ante and give you another:

If you show up at any of my 2007 events wearing - or toting - any Utterly Wicked merchandise, I'll give you a discount code for $1.00 off on a copy of my new book, Utterly Wicked. The only catch is that you have to buy the book from me online.

But that's a good deal, too. Where else can you get a buck off a good book and a personal autograph? And all for the price of letting your Wicked Witch out to play?

So, give your Witch her due, click on one of the pictures below, and start shopping now!

Who'd have ever thought that Dorothy would become the Wicked Witch? Alas and alack, though...it happened! Yes, it's me, all right - flying across the moon and carting off the ruby red slippers! [Well...they're actually red high heels. But even a girl named Dorothy has to grow up eventually! LOL!]

Click on the picture to the left to shop for really cool stuff with this design.

[This graphic was altered and used with permission from its orginal artist, Thitaya Pahsukkul.]

I recently went shopping for red high heels - well, I couldn't very well go on the Ruby Red High Heel Tour for Utterly Wicked without some- and in typical Dorothy Morrison fashion, I came back with not one pair, but three! What you see here is an actual photograph of one of the pairs of heels I bought that day. And even though I probably won't be auctioning them off any time soon, you can still try them on for size. ;)

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Safety is important - even for the most wicked of Witches! So here's a little something to remind us all of what can happen when livid pissed gets in the way of common sense. Just follow the rules, keep your mind on your business, and play it safe. That way, you'll never have to worry about a house falling on your sister - or just who the hell might have swiped your favorite pair of ruby red high heels!

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So, what's this? It's the cover of Utterly Wicked, of course! [If you look closely, you'll see that it even sports Raven Grimassi's endorsement: "Sure to boil your cauldron's brew!"]

But that's not all. When you go to the merchandise page for this design, you'll discover an extra message on the back of most of the products. So, what does it say? Why, it's the utterance of every Utterly Wicked Witch worth her salt: "The ruby red slippers were only the beginning..."

Click on the picture to the right to shop for really cool stuff with this design.